Me: texting while waiting for crosswalk
Random Guy: Stop it.
Me: Huh? Stop What? Random Guy: Stop it.
Me: Stop what? Stop texting on my phone?
Random Guy: No! Stop being so damn sexy and all.
Me: ???????
Random Guy: You should be on America’s Next Top Model
Me: Errrrmm no thank you. I’m too short.
Random Guy: ever try wearing heels?
Me: no.
Random Guy: Whats your name?
Me: Errrmm no thank you… walks off quickly.
I took the long route back to my office so that the guy wouldn’t find out where I worked. Ten minutes later, I get off work and tell all my coworkers good night. As I walk out, I run into someone I know and stop to chat for a bit. Next thing I know, the random guy appears again out of nowhere!!
Random Guy: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so you’re willing to talk to him but not to me huh?
FML. He knows where i work now =(. I’m gonna go and shave my head now thank you.